Unfortunately, I do not really believe the "all".....
The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain
of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and
high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and is pronounced
"gonna reelect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been
screwed for the past four years.
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: antisocial
personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme
cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced
xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions,
cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance
of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical
Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease
originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.